New Bike
A father came home from a long business trip to findhis son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Wheredid you get the money for the bike? It must have cost$300."
"Easy, Dad," the boy replied. "I earned it hiking."
"Come on," the father said. "Tell me the truth."
"That is the truth," the boy replied. "Every night youwere gone, Mr. Reynolds from the grocery store wouldcome over to see Mom. He'd give me a $20 bill and tellme to take a hike!"
Did you make that up?
ReplyDeleteJust think, if the kid's mom was a real whore, he could buy a Cervelo :-)
ReplyDeleteYeah nothing like a "Specialized" sorry Ed and Allez!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious!
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